Juicy cash?

ERM...you don’t actually pay “Ruben Skyjuice” for the nonsense you print each week in his column, do you?

It’s just that if you do, will you pay me to come up with a load of gibberish every week please? I’ll even wear daft clothes for my photo...and mine will even rhyme, sometimes.

Fat Old Hippy, Cornholme

Terrace, Todmorden

Editor’s note: Ruben’s services come free - he says it was written in the stars...