Rock on Ruben, how do you do it?

AFTER reading criticism of your esteemed astrologist, Ruben Skyjuice, in the June 2 edition of the paper by “Fat Old Hippy” from Cornholme, I felt compelled to voice my support for this eccentric looking gentleman.

Every single thing he predicted that week for my particular star sign came true...absolutely amazing...particularly as it involved a car crash with jazz guitarist George Benson.

How does he do it?

Angry Old Punk,

Todmorden.